Spent college summers promoting psoriasis in the UK. Spent 2002-2010 testing the market for rocking horses in Mexico. Spent the 80’s working with spit-takes in Ohio. Gifted in deploying carp for the underprivileged. Garnered an industry award while short selling easy-bake-ovens in Jacksonville, FL. Spent 2001-2004 consulting about inflatable dolls in Las Vegas, NV.